@Douchekevin: This hangover feels like the kids lunches are going to be a brown paper bag with a handful of change, and a note that says 'buy something'.
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@BreadFoster: I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album.
@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
@WookieOnUnicorn: How do I feel about your goatee? I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that?