@Douchekevin: This hangover feels like the kids lunches are going to be a brown paper bag with a handful of change, and a note that says 'buy something'.
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@iGreenMonk: Once upon a time, a horse & a giraffe met & fell in love. Going against all the odds, they got married & that's how we have camels.
@HMittelmark: Have my doubts about this "smart water," considering how easily it's captured and bottled.
@TheHyyyype: SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokémon in there