@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
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@kelkulus: When I'm bored on a plane, I pull a random machine part out of my pocket and ask the person next to me "Do you know where this came from?"
@Probgoblin: Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself.
@JasonLastname: It's sad your dad left but it could be way worse. What if, instead, you kept getting dads? Every day, until your house was packed with dads.
@_CherriAnn_: I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while at the store. Fun game