@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
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@EJGomez: one time this girl pulled me close & said "I'm the girl your mom warned you about" & I said "so you chose bulbasaur as your starter pokemon"
@VeryGrumpyCat: I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
@LeonEarlgrey: So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant.