@tumblrstorytime: this has become my life
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@MsFoxIfUrNasty: Russia has just renewed a longstanding contract with Hollywood to play the bad guys in all international spy thrillers for another 60 years.
@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.