@iggigg: this has done me in for some reason
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@Marlebean: Don't make a mountain out of a molehill Do it with mashed potatoes, then play keyboard for the aliens ... I think my cough medicine expired
@ibid78: "Sir your résumé says you can read minds." "Yup. And you're thinking 'Why would he put that on a résumé?'" "Oh. My. God. You're hired."
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@JaimeSamantha: It's wildly known that all the great artists of the renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers.