@djdarrellripley: This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad....
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@_SingleBabyMama: So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!
@kumailn: I was interviewing my cat & she just kept meowing nonsensically but I didn't wanna interrupt or challenge her because I was afraid she'd end the interview!