@djdarrellripley: This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad....
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@Breadery: Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores.
@Peauxtassium: I’ve always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect.
@timdonakowski: Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?