@Parker_Simpson: this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight
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@LoveYoorFate: It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...
@batkaren: I stand at airplane arrival gates with a "SAMANTHA" sign, then cry after everyone's exited until airport security brings me soup. Free soup!
@simoncholland: Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope.