@Parker_Simpson: this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight
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@KevinFarzad: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
@LurkAtHomeMom: No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.
@iamspacegirl: her: tell me about yourself me: ok so u know when a dog runs too fast on tile and crashes into a wall but then looks at u like its ur fault
@TheTweetOfGod: People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face.