@Parker_Simpson: this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight
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@jdforshort: Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale
@Beatonm5: what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??
@RidiculousSheri: I can't afford Ugg boots, so I just never shave below the knee to create the illusion that I'm wearing them.
@biggt1973: Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana