@Only_Fast_Eddie: This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger.
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@aveuaskew: My neighbors have been calling for their cat for 15 minutes. I've been meowing out the window for 30.
@ClichedOut: [watching video of an amazing feat] Age 20: i could do that Age 30: he's amazing Age 40: doesn't that guy work
@causticbob: Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.