@Only_Fast_Eddie: This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger.
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@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
@LosLos__: Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
@Writepop: "Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!" "Sweet! We should hang out!" - Ear buds
@Barack_and_Joe: Obama: any good ideas in how to defeat isis? *Biden raises hand* Obama: besides assembling the Avengers? *Biden lowers hand*