@chairmanMAO_92: This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said "I didn't know Pink used her last name as well" Now she's dead
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@ReeseButCallMeV: Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15.