@J_Illunninati: This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either.
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@TinyNietzsche: Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? "Not to be confused with each other."
@YoungManDadJoke: Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body.
@est1975blog: I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves