@J_Illunninati: This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either.
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@KeetPotato: [guy driving the same kia waves as he passes us] son: why did that man wave at you me: because we've both made the same mistakes in life son
@turkeyheadmac: Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes
@pharmasean: Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song’s called "Für Elise” Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U