@Cryptic1iam: This is an ugly term. This "Stalker". I prefer unpaid investigator.
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@Mr_Kapowski: *aliens land on Thanksgiving* *me showing them around* "We have a specific bone we break from the carcass to make a wish" Aliens: Savages
@knot_eye: Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready.
@SteveSuckington: [text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day
@daplusk: [date] Me: Have you ever had it so deep your toes curl? Her: No, I'd love that Me: [pulls out 15th century poetry book] get ready Her: um