@partyfessional: This is awesome.
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@Chloestylo: Hormonal teenage daughter: Where do you want to be buried? Me: You mean after I die, right?
@sbrooks13: Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression.
@kevinseccia: Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?