@RLRudge: This is best piece of Superman art I've seen in a long time, made by Brakken
@KenJennings: If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?
@anerdonfire2: The worst thing about that mime stealing my woman was when he silently laughed at me
@JohnMCochran: i want a reality show that's just footage of the losers' car ride home after family feud
@TheAlexNevil: All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex.