@DrinkingDad: "This is bullshit" - bull farmer giving barn tours
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@JKickinit30: You can't control what people say or do. The only thing you can control is how much accelerant to use.
@kelkulus: My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard.
@SortaBad: [sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator