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@HrBry: "This is BULLSHIT" - enthusiastic manure salesman
@lucky_300: Her: I'm just a vintage soul
Me: and a vintage face..
That's how the fight started
@wittwitbarista: *text message*
Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it.
Me: but I'm at work.
Cat: find it.
@SIGKILL: in which a Twitter developer finally discovers Twitter
@hurlarious: Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school
@protolalia: "Sorry, that was my bad."
"Your bad what?"
"No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad."
"You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?"