@HrBry: "This is BULLSHIT" - enthusiastic manure salesman
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@thequeensheart: "Mom, I promise I won't interrupt your nap." "Thanks honey, could I finish peeing by myself?"
@theshamingofjay: A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment
@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.