@feminismvibes: This is everything
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@better_off_dad: 14: I don't have a signal. Me: You kids! When I was your age, we had to stand by the phone, turn this dial- 14: It's back. Me: Good talk.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [invention of blue cheese] "this cheese has gone off" sell it "but it's gone mouldy" I SAID SELL IT! "fine" & double the price "are u ok?"
@Brampersandon_: ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman
@daemonic3: I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with "NO MSG!" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?