@feminismvibes: This is everything
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@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se
@desi_princess: Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.