@lukekarmali: This is literally the best thing I've ever seen happen on Twitter
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@ImKevinito: I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt.
@0point5twins: *knock knock* "Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately" "But I'm having a poo" "We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"
@CheetoBandito77: Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill.