@Spaziotwat: I'm biased: I have four buttocks.
@Julie_McGann1: I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun.
@AndyAsAdjective: I scream "You haven't seen the last of me!" & follow with maniacal laughter before slowly backing away.
The pharmacist smiles kindly.
@Cpin42: *passenger next to me starts putting on headphones*
Are you mad at me?
@Bandersnaaatch: DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP?
I WILL RAP!
- how I threaten my kids
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