@Spaziotwat: I'm biased: I have four buttocks.

@Julie_McGann1: I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun.

@AndyAsAdjective: I scream "You haven't seen the last of me!" & follow with maniacal laughter before slowly backing away. The pharmacist smiles kindly.

@Cpin42: *passenger next to me starts putting on headphones* Are you mad at me?

@Bandersnaaatch: DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids