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@AsgardianRose: "This is mine", he growled passionately into her ear. "Are we clear?"

Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again.

“This is mine”, he growled passionately into her ear. “Are we clear?” 

Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn’t try to eat his nachos again.

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