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@TribalSpaceCat: This is my favorite Twitter interaction ever.
@Cryptoterra: it says here you got fired from Olive Garden because you kept saying
"pasta la vista, baby" to people. why would you put that on a resume
@KKBowls: "I dropped the ball"
- things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy
@dogboner: in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a "rocket ship" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought
@Dani_Feld: "You make me so wet."
- me, to my shower.
@doktorj: My house is like an Indiana Jones movie.
Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs.