@BlitznBeans: "This is not fair!" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair.
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@Death_Buddy: I have a cut on my leg Doc "Yeah that legs gotta go sir" But its a tiny cut "Sorry, I cant save it" *sharks fake doctor outfit falls off*