@shadonium: If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I

@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.

@chapel3929: There are exactly 2 options for headphone cord sizes: 1. Headphone users have torsos? 2. Giraffe strangler

@LADaddy: [At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay.

@Marr_jao_: My foot wants to interact with your face. 😐