@BlitznBeans: "This is not fair!" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair.
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@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D
@n0tblonde: You can tell a lot about a woman from her hands, for instance if they are firmly around your throat she is probably slightly upset.