@liv_thatsme: If you can't say anything nice, do what I do: say something that seems nice but later, they're like, "hey, that wasn't nice." Buy some time.
@okimstillhungry: *1st day in hell*
Devil: So you just sit in this room and people give you gifts
Me: Oh nice
Devil: And you have to react to each one
Me: NO
@JosephScrimshaw: Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
@michael_raphone: [describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama
@FishySnowborder: I like my women with curves.
Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.
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