@gitson_shiggles: This is not my forté. It's not even my threeté if I'm being honest.
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@pleatedjeans: [Donald Duck opens gift] Daisy: It's pants. Try them on! Donald: [stands] STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME WOMAN