@DamienFahey: "This is NPR." Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo.
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@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
@MomofTeen: When they spot a towel hanging neatly on a rack, teens consider it a personal challenge to rip it down, wad it up & leave it on the floor.
@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!