@AGreaterMonster: This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh.
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@Tierno158: Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife.
@urgeekisshowing: I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood.
@TheGladStork: Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?