@SchooIAnswer: this is so accurate
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@WilliamRodgers: I "accidentally" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident
@truegritrumble: ME: I propose teaching pandas to play pattycake bec- ZOOKEEPER: How do you keep getting in here? ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."