@HilariousEdited: THIS IS SO TERRIFYING
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@jdbalani: Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.
@Miss_MI_Kay: If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, "I've got tickets to..." and hang up
@erica_rosie: I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it.