@HilariousEdited: THIS IS SO TERRIFYING
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@therepoguy: My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka.
@mlinhart: LIFE HACK: If ur phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, rice will attract Asians who will fix ur electronics for you
@zachreinert03: My friend said a baby crying is the best form of birth control but there was a baby bawling next door all night & my girlfriend got pregnant
@Lola_Areola: Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless.