@HilariousEdited: THIS IS SO TERRIFYING
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Shelts99: I may have hit rock bottom, but the upside of being down here, is I can see up all of your skirts. As you were.
@chuuew: I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane.
@GASmithIV: Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder.
@djangogold: if you can't handle me at my worst, you're probably that gutless Outback Steakhouse shift manager who called the cops on me last night