@CoolHegel: "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
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@Cheeseboy22: Parenting tip: If your kids are fighting in the back seat of the car, stick your arm over and swing it around a bunch. That'll show em'.
@johnalogue: Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call.
@rutesperanza: If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results