@CoolHegel: "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
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@iGreenMonk: Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twitcide. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face.
@XnotafunnyladyX: Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target
@warbird622: Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now.....