@CoolHegel: "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
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@WilliamAder: Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate.
@NurseSeymour: Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook.