@CoolHegel: "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
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@Marlebean: As a responsible parent, I gave my kids a healthy breakfast of strawberries w/ milk & a little sugar... frozen. OK IT WAS ICE CREAM! FitFam?
@CornerPubRon: When my new neighbor dies, I'm going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial.
@Elifcello: I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
@Ygrene: Me (young, foolish): refrigerator may I have a few ice cubes? Refrigerator (old, wise): one or one-thousand, there is no few