@burgerkrang: this is the best interaction on twitter
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@ElizaBayne: If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now
@marcmack: My son called me 'Marc' I said "That's a little presumptuous. Call me Dad" He replied "Now who's being presumptuous?"
@ArfMeasures: [My son's 1st day of school] ME [in tears] it's just gone way too fast TEACHER: Even so, you have to take him home now