@KenJennings: "This is the bomb!!!" --'90s terrorist
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@Lerky: Me: you're like heroin. Her: Why? Because you're addicted to me? Me: No, because you're ruining my life.
@KalvinMacleod: BOSS: you're fired ME: is it because I won't take no for an answer? BOSS: no ME: is it because I won't take no for an answer?
@Poutymcgee: *watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to "oscillate"
@SuperJuanderer: When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message.