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@KenJennings: "This is the bomb!!!" --'90s terrorist
@MillieMars: I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
@BertCarrillo: In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver.
@sad_tree: Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends.
"Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."
@jsaffle1: Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence
If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me
@flashember: [Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]