@GirlyBibIe: this is the greatest thing ever
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@Xalqee: You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word "sober" without making air quotes
@Sean_Burgundy_: Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing
@StellaGMaddox: According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate.