@meladoodle: this is the police, we have u surrounded come out with your hands on ur head, then ur shoulders, okay good now knees and toes knees and toes
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@HomeProbably: I've received so many Christmas cards from people I don't know this year, probably because they weren't addressed to me.
@werehedgehog: Bae: Come over. Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague. Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over. Romeo: Also, you're 13.
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.