@proheauxe: This is the scariest thing I've ever read
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@Try2StopME: Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'
@withanewname: "Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees" "DAD?!" [next day] "Where you going with that broom handle?" "Checkin for squirrels"
@LizHackett: I miss the days before the internet, when you didn't know some person's every awful thought until they died and you cleaned out their attic.