@vrunt: this is why you always check the reviews before ordering one thousand live crickets
@Reverend_Scott: Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza.
@patnelke: My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants.
@Ooft_Headshot: Toy Story has resulted in me not being able to throw away my childhood toys in case they get depressed and want to kill themselves.
@GabbbarSingh: The initials of the Sri Lankan players read like DOS commands. MKDIR, CHKDSK.
@IamEnidColeslaw: watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome