@vrunt: this is why you always check the reviews before ordering one thousand live crickets
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@TheCatWhisprer: I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend.
@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
@NYC_Blonde: Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
@Jesssicle: The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way.