@RichardWiseman: This is why you should never put a bald person on the front page of a newspaper
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@pleatedjeans: [high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know
@sirivan: There’s no problem you can’t solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor.
@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.