@ieatanddrink: This is your pilot speaking. We'll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane
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@GrantTanaka: exactly 14 yrs ago today, I pointed at a beautiful woman & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day" but it turned out to be a lamppost
@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.
@SteveSuckington: Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here