@weismanjake: "This isn't my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
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@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.
@Jandalize: Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'
@garrydavenport: I name photos of me stroking animals in files called "Fireworks and big dogs.jpg" so my cats won't find them on my computer.