@weismanjake: "This isn't my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
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@UncleDuke1969: *pulls up pants* Me: It feels like I've got the world's worst wedgie! Proctologist: That's normal. M: ... P: Hey... Have you seen my glove?