@weismanjake: "This isn't my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
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@Harbinger_one: Just ran 45 minutes on the treadmill and burned 732 calories. Or as many people like to call it, 4 olives.
@Izianikapani: Make bowling your first date. If he rents small shoes and jams his fingers in the wrong holes don’t bother with a second.
@AimeeHelene1: "It's the holidays" *eats a pizza* "It's the holidays" *eats 3 cheeseburgers* "It's the holidays" *eats my food, your food & a small baby*