@weismanjake: "This isn't my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@lemonmartinis: How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute
@LlamaInaTux: Robber: give me your money Me: this is embarrassing but I am broke Robber: not a problem. I can loan you a 20 Me: thanks dude Robber: no problem. Now give me your money
@jergarl: Ambien: Where is your unicorn? Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.