@weismanjake: "This isn't my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
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@TheToddWilliams: The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet and is also very judgmental about the dog.
@Lmao: What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life.
@ramenfuneral: me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm