@MiahSaint: This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends.
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@notalogin: Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes
@kirahesser: Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours.
@JasonLight73: I'm so glad I found Twitter...I finally have a rock solid Alibi for my Google Search History!
@junejuly12: Tall, fit, great hair, dazzling smile, good with kids, excellent swordsman, right-handed. ~ Captain Hook's Tinder profile ~