@MiahSaint: This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends.
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@ElleOhHell: "We're a completely paperless office." Wow, that's really cool. [Later, staring at iPad dispenser in bathroom] Well this sucks.
@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@elle91: Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big.