@MiahSaint: This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends.
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@QwertyJones3: "This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after." -Inventor of the jersey
@Wine_Honey1: Pro tip: If you smear your lipstick all over your face like the Joker, people won't talk to you.
@daemonic3: [on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left*