@CheetoBandito77: This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it "double bagged"...I said "No, you're not THAT ugly..."
And that's why I'm not allowed in Target.
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@Brentweets: You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom
@AnnieEerie: now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them
@Eightinchgoat: You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me.
@DrPussyMagnet: sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours
@TEXASVETERAN: I'm always there for my friends when I need them.
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