@CheetoBandito77: This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it "double bagged"...I said "No, you're not THAT ugly..."
And that's why I'm not allowed in Target.
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@mommajessiec: Let me play you the song of my children. *open and closes door 20 times*
@SkinnieTalls: My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses.
@MmmBacon_: I am woman, hear me ignore.
@Deirdreocx: [Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?
@CrapLocalNews: Breaking news:
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