@iMikosnyc: This lady on the train has that raspy, cigarette, alcohol, at death's door kinda voice. I'ma see if she'll record my voice mail message.
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@deloriumforsale: I hope the guy who named the "walkie talkie" called his home phone "standie talkie" and his toilet "sittie shitty".
@LoveNLunchmeat: The internet is amazing, especially for when you really want to fight with strangers about politics or snack choices.
@krishna_van: Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'.
@DougBenson: That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive