@iMikosnyc: This lady on the train has that raspy, cigarette, alcohol, at death's door kinda voice. I'ma see if she'll record my voice mail message.
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@AndyAsAdjective: It's that wonderful time of year again when the spiderwebs I've been too lazy to clean become functional decorations.
@justabloodygame: *Doorbell rings* *it's a regular kid* "Trick or treat!" ...and what are you supposed to be? *removes face, revealing an unending void* ＨＵＭＡＮ