@HuffPostComedy: This lesbian couple nailed their pregnancy announcement
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@Jeff_G_Nixon: "Ha-ha who me? Oh, I put ketchup on everything!" CAR SALESMAN: please stop putting ketchup on these Buicks.
@vladchoc: Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of "Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly" again. "What good is she to anyone?" it says.
@DaddyJew: Imagine being rich enough you could take your car in to get looked at every time the check engine light came on