@fanaticalscribe: This makes me crack up every time I see it.
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@JessObsess: Him: sex tonight? Me: Work put me in a bad mood Him: tomorrow? Me: I have a headache tomorrow
@MadcapsTPS: They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour.
@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.