@quote_friends: this makes me so uncomfortable
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@hellohappy_time: A girl started to drink barbecue sauce like it was water and I just stood there and watched because I haven't been trained for this
@Home_Halfway: I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance.
@BlindChow: [mailman delivering package to hospital] DOCTOR: ah, just what the doctor ordered MAILMAN: please stop saying that