@quote_friends: this makes me so uncomfortable
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@aimlessamers: Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?
@rockymomax: SURGEON (who is an octopus): scalpel NURSE: [sweating trying to figure out what arm to hand it to] yup one second
@ericacanrant: If you say I'm getting fat again Aunt Betty, I'll make a "anything for 5 dollars" ad on Craigslist with your name and number.