@quote_friends: this makes me so uncomfortable
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@TEXASVETERAN: I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too.
@thetobbie: ME: Have you seen my denim jacket? GF: No, but it's okay. Just checked the weather & it's not going to be the 1980s today...
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.