@seamussaid: this may be difficult to process but the real reason nana had plastic on her furniture was because she was a mob assassin
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@girl_a_whirl: You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me.
@markydoodoo: The deep ocean is so mysterious. Sharks and octopuses could be down there having dance battles and we'd never know. We'd never know.
@rachelheldevans: V-Day Single: "I am missing out on so much joy." V-Day, Dating: *stresses out over finding the perfect gift* V-Day Married: "We should probably, like, go out or something." V-Day Married w/ Kids: "You need how many valentines? For people who can't even read yet? By when?"