@AdamTheLobster: This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.
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@TheBoydP: [two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?
@JiminyKicksIt: I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I Could Turn Back Time" does she mention killing Hitler.
@KentWGraham: I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren’t allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.
@QwertyJones3: I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in.