@Tw1tter_K1tten: This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first.
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@ipalatsky: it would probably never occur to you, but if need be, yellow pages book can knock your opponent out without any visible bruising.
@wickedsuga: Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself.
@shivkumarrx: What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT