@tarashoe: this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this
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@lazerdoov: Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog
@hazelmotes1: Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now.
@mattsurely: WOMAN: Is anyone here a doctor?! MAN: I sure am! And I think I can. Save that man. Like eggs & ham. W: Shutup Seuss! I meant a real doctor.