@DurtMcHurtt: This morning I jogged for 30 swear words.
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@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
@quietlybiased: Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid.
@IamEnidColeslaw: are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked