@DurtMcHurtt: This morning I jogged for 30 swear words.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason.
@ErrenMichaels:  *gets rescue dog with the idea that I will excercise more*  *dog now also fat*