@DurtMcHurtt: This morning I jogged for 30 swear words.
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@flashember: [documentary on bees] "the reason why we're filming the bees twenty miles away using the world's longest super zoom camera is because of the bees"
@sfreeze6: My resume is just an old VHS tape of the "Life Goes On" episode where Corky lip syncs "Fight the Power" for his school's talent show.
@NOTVIKING: me: you wanna hang out later? her: sorry i don’t talk to guys who are under 6’ me: please mom i miss you
@murrman5: "fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"