@SirEviscerate: This old rich guy pointed to a jungle and said I had 20 minutes before he started hunting me. He seems pretty mad that I'm just standing here tweeting.
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@FriedGoat: I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes
@peachesanscream: What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?