@dmc1138: This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of "Cats" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer.
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@natkaotic: Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area.
@TheDailySchmuck: I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto
@krisv_723: <At Duel> "Draw your weapon" Me: *frantically trying to sketch a bear with gun legs & a shark head.
@JoParkerBear: MOM: How are you doing? ME: (drinking what may be 2-day old coffee) Amazing! MOM: Really?! ME: (stepping over dead body in kitchen) SO good!