@dmc1138: This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of "Cats" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer.
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@LikeABaus91: Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@theprojectclub: Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?" "Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks dad" "No problem Alan"