@emsykay: This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all.
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@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child
@ibid78: [internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on
@robfee: I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski.
@Jack_Wagon1: Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing.