@emsykay: This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all.
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@murrman5: me: how bout a show like greys anatomy but at an animal hospital producer: they're all vets? me shaking head no: they're all animals
@Black__Elvis: My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations.
@NYC_Blonde: I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with "no wonder you've been looking chubby".