@emsykay: This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all.
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@Lisabug74: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
@BuckyIsotope: The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant.
@juskewitch: Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee