@ramenfuneral: this person knows how to have fun
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@ChipKellysBalls: WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer
@briancthayer: *licks excess icing off mixer & spoon* Wife: Aww, thanks hun! Me: For what? W: Doing my dishes! M: Oh, I didn-- W: ... M: You're welcome.
@Y_U_Hayden: Just clicked on an ad that said "Free Albums Here" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus.